This sounds like a rehash from Chef Multnomah. What ever happened to him, anyway? Didn't he make some outrageous comments that got deleted, about what that pig did with the gear he stole from that girly Zoo Bomber? What was that he said the Pig did with her skates and helmet? Did she ever get that stuff back and have it tested for DNA?

I was hoping this rant was from an actual horse.

If only, one of the, voices, that lives in your head, could figure out, how to, use. Commas and punctuation.

A horse blanket with velcro fasteners, a kangaroo, and pigs.
A Judge contemptuous of Common Law, and a County Court stolen from the Indians.

What was your alleged crime? I am just curious. Is your lawyer Mr. ED?

^Is one of the voices William Shatner, by any chance?

Dread Uptown: its Chef Multknowmahn not Chef Multnomah.

And no i don't know why.

WTF...didn't you just win the Kentucky Derby??!!

Somebody is laughing in your face and it ain't me.

Ha ha, common law? You mean the bullshit delusional libertarians think means a god damn thing in this country. Oh please, tell us more!

At no point does the author appear surprised by the fact they were detained. They just didn't think they received due process.

Sounds like they are a mainstay in the Multnomah court system. Time to get that face tatted up dude (if you haven't already). It may save you from a couple prison shower rapes.

Chef's last words, were something to the effect that, 'the abusive thieving fucking pig probably sniffs her skates as he whacks off and uses her helmet for a cum bucket.'

There does seem to be some minor grumbling about false charges. Rick, but yes, not much surprise. This whole thing about the police confiscating safety equipment seems as counter productive as it does, extra-constitutional. There's not even veneer like the drug and prostitution laws that allow for confiscation of automobiles, cash, and real property, just on the basis of prejudicial charges.

You get that blanket on suicide watch bro. Honestly if your a danger to yourself to that degree,the cops should drag their feet. I hope they keep you as long as they can and you get some help. Swift and speedy is 60 days anyway so it's probably on you that you got held. Be glad it was only - month. And by the way that first time you see a judge in captivity is arraignment. If they order you held for a few more days its because your ass looks dangerous on paper. Do something about that.

There was some guy who posted here once, that they put him on suicide watch, because he said he WASN'T going to kill himself, just because of the crappy sit coms he was forced to watch in the holding area.