Anonymous May 24, 2014 at 8:56 pm

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If you keep keys loose in your pocket, they wear a hole through the fabric.

I keep mine in a leather pouch in my pocket, except for the handcuff key that I always keep under my tongue.
2
Title had me hoping for a post of Kokomo. ):
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Because it's uncomfortable to keep keys in the pocket of your skintight skinny jeans / mantyhose.

Did I just blow your mind? You're welcome.
4
Most of the "silly" boyz want to penetrate you with their keys...Just go along with it as I'm quite sure it will make your sorry ass happy!!
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Go back to Ohio.
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Go back to Ohio.
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Stupid? Yes. Worth steaming over? Nope.
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Just cough it up it's evil, fashion. Buy some chocolates.
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buddy the title had me hoping you wouldnt post something half-related . ( like your mom and your dad):
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I actually had key saw through my scrotum during a long hike. I retraced my steps, but never found it. I guess a woodland creature had a nice delicacy that day.

That said, I still don't hang my keys off a chain from my skinny jeans.
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Ah, a good hipster rant. No, I have no idea why either, I should tell you that they do constitute part of the readership here so.....
12
Colonel is an iPhone poster. Whatta goon!
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I've seen what wallet chains can do to a person that falls off a bike, too. That shit'll scar you for years.
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The Keyes used to be sparsely populated,beautiful,and the Conks never left during hurricanes. Now it is a t-shirt, souvenir fiasco with all the cruise ship lines dumping their tourist off for a day of fun. Completely ruined this beautiful paradise.
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The worst thing about hipsters is how they criticize the rank and file squares for their fashion, taste in music, type of car/ bike, etc. So nitpicking comments about their affectations, such as lots of keys, just brings you down to their level.

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