I actually had key saw through my scrotum during a long hike. I retraced my steps, but never found it. I guess a woodland creature had a nice delicacy that day.
That said, I still don't hang my keys off a chain from my skinny jeans.
The Keyes used to be sparsely populated,beautiful,and the Conks never left during hurricanes. Now it is a t-shirt, souvenir fiasco with all the cruise ship lines dumping their tourist off for a day of fun. Completely ruined this beautiful paradise.
The worst thing about hipsters is how they criticize the rank and file squares for their fashion, taste in music, type of car/ bike, etc. So nitpicking comments about their affectations, such as lots of keys, just brings you down to their level.
I keep mine in a leather pouch in my pocket, except for the handcuff key that I always keep under my tongue.
Did I just blow your mind? You're welcome.
That said, I still don't hang my keys off a chain from my skinny jeans.