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1
Weird coincidence they just busted that superfund excavation contractor for dumping highly toxic soil randomly on city streets.
2
2:11 AM and sad to say I'm ready to post. I think mulch
should be your's for free, as you sneak around the dark looking for a great deal.

No, it isn't like you found a wad of bills.
3
The red bark nuggets suck. I can't walk barefoot in them. Our Bassett Hound and her two other low slung siblings hated them too. Mulch was a lot of work for no more bang-for-your-buck than you got. Heavy rains would wash it away. Those nuggets float all over the yard. The neighbor on the right thinks they're going to bring termites and on the left doesn't think our yard is xeriscaped enough and should have little worms in it to keep the soil nitrated and nutrated. We love our apt with little container garden terrace now so much.
4
Do you really want to spend the night in jail? "What are you in for?" "Bark...poaching..."
5
I'm usually glad when new I,A topics arrive. However, I'm not a fan of gloating thieves.

Next up: "I was the one who stabbed you in the crowd. Tee hee."
6
It sounds like you're making an excuse to steal. You're like, the Robin Hood of mulch! Thank you very mulch!

That said, I've lived here almost 2 decades and have never seen 2 street parking spaces taken up by bags of mulch, if even for an hour.
7
I,A must live near one of those new "low-mulch lifestyle" apartment buildings
8
"There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."

I think this is what Selina Kyle was referring to in her quote from The Dark Knight Rises.
9
No, I don't think you do have standards, you thief !!
10
I look for the day... the day when all bark will be set free.

Free to roam any parking space, any sidewalk, any lawn... totally free to express its collective sliver giving soul.

Yes, my friends. That day is coming. In fact, quite obviously, it's already started.

(granted that could make for a lot of naked trees, but a good hug will warm them all)
11
Stealing stuff is cool!

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