From the sweat of thy ass shalt thou shat a turd and gaze fondly upon it
till thou return unto the turd;
for out of shit wast thou taken: for shit thou art,
and unto shit shalt thou return.
Good luck with that plan. I hope to God you don't have any open sores on your hands when you're makin shit patties. My neighbor's cat Rusty is trained to go on the toilet, but I'm still a little uneasy going in after him. I don't know for sure if he likes me.
Poo Lessons I've Learned:
a. at first just simple wiping, (front to back ladies!)
b. in college I learned some ppl look at the tp to see if it's clean!?
c. my co-gays taught me about moist wipes.
d. then I accidentally spied a coworker standing to wipe which I guess I just didn't think made sense.
e. and now I've learned two-girls-one-cup was actually meant to turn people on... like for real. wow.
bro, as long as no one gets hurt (or sick.... so maybe no) go nuts! hehehe nuts. poop.
I once had a girlfriend who would stand on the toilet seat and squat over the bowl when she dropped a deuce. She said that it was the European way. I said it was a deal breaker.
till thou return unto the turd;
for out of shit wast thou taken: for shit thou art,
and unto shit shalt thou return.
a. at first just simple wiping, (front to back ladies!)
b. in college I learned some ppl look at the tp to see if it's clean!?
c. my co-gays taught me about moist wipes.
d. then I accidentally spied a coworker standing to wipe which I guess I just didn't think made sense.
e. and now I've learned two-girls-one-cup was actually meant to turn people on... like for real. wow.
bro, as long as no one gets hurt (or sick.... so maybe no) go nuts! hehehe nuts. poop.
Tell that to the underpaid janitor who has to clean it up, jackass.