Amen. Leaf blowers are almost as useless as tea tree oil.

I used to sweep. I guess it was ecologically correct, but I was just being cheap. Once I finally got one I hated it. It was so f-king loud. We can put a little tiny ATV on Mars, but can't invent a quiet leaf blower. Yank yank yanking on the cord was great fun and storing gas in a hot combustible looking shed was eerie.

I'm not quite sure who the "you" you're talking about is. I hope for your sake it's not the leaf blowing demons taking over your life while you're hiding in the bathtub devouring your fingernails.

The only consolation is that the user's hearing and lungs will be the first to go.

Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"

-George Carlin

Or "Gee Dad, you really oughta drink more!" -- Same Source

You need to move to a poorer neighborhood.

Nobody living check to check just to cover basic necessities wastes their hard earned money on something as frivolous as a leaf blower.