Here at I, Anonymous you can pride yourself in knowing you've joined an elite class of Ranters and Ravers who sincerely and graciously express themselves with only the utmost maturity and refinement. A fine choice, sir, a fine choice indeed.

Also, I was unaware that babies had the capacity for modesty.

Something new everyday.

My hole is never satisfied.

You are leaving out babies' greatest strength: pooping their pants. Give them a little credit.

Ah, the irony of whining about whiners