Anonymous Jun 6, 2014 at 8:18 am

Why Do You All Poop So Much?

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If this I,A doesn't pull Todd back in i'm requesting an Amber Alert for a missing mecklem.
i'mrightyourwrong on June 6, 2014 at 8:31 AM Report this
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Everybody poops.
Aestro on June 6, 2014 at 8:49 AM Report this
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Oh my god, I can't handle the amount of science contained in this post.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on June 6, 2014 at 10:08 AM Report this
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I'm pretty sure what you put in your body comes out the other end whether you eat too much or not. I could be wrong though because I always eat too much.
totaldevotion on June 6, 2014 at 11:05 AM Report this
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This sounds like a job for the 'Seat Pooper'.
BooberMcDooberâ„¢ on June 6, 2014 at 11:06 AM Report this
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Hey everybody: there's this guy over here who thinks his shit don't stink!
Or...he doesn't shit, or something!
on June 6, 2014 at 11:10 AM Report this
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My toilet paper habit? I can quit anytime I want.
Euphonius on June 6, 2014 at 12:26 PM Report this
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Yeah -

Do everything like you're supposed to.

It's all outlined in the instructions for the Master Race.

Ya Zieg?
MrBoiny on June 6, 2014 at 12:32 PM Report this
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I, Anon: Janitor Edition
assisse on June 6, 2014 at 12:33 PM Report this
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I read this while pooping.
disastronaut on June 6, 2014 at 12:46 PM Report this
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Bunch of crap if you axe me.
MrBoiny on June 6, 2014 at 1:13 PM Report this
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Is this "science" from the Creationist perspective?
Stretch McGillicutty on June 6, 2014 at 2:32 PM Report this
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Toilet paper?!

Ha, what an idiot! This guy has never heard of the Three Seashells!
JRRTrollkien on June 6, 2014 at 2:54 PM Report this
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David Carradine as Woody Guthrie after hours of hitchhiking in the hot Sun of the dust bowl, finally caught a ride. He mentioned how he hadn't eaten, but he doesn't have to shit much either. That was the quick end of a short ride.
Dread Uptown on June 6, 2014 at 7:33 PM Report this
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wow, just wow
randyzpdx on June 6, 2014 at 9:17 PM Report this
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Quick end of a short ride with David Carradine didn't end well for whomever wore that dress...
herpes handcock on June 6, 2014 at 9:52 PM Report this
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Hops really do a number on the deuce fo sho!!!!!
RickStevens on June 9, 2014 at 10:41 PM Report this

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