Actually, don't signal at all at any point during your turn... Stop haltingly in the moving lane of traffic before turning while you decide what you want to do, and then once you DO decide, do not make any effort to either look behind or beside you.
Texting while performing this maneuver is also highly recommended. Middle fingers are mandatory should you be confronted or made to feel self-aware of your driving skills.
How about as a warning you are going to turn? What are you from California and you'd rather know where people are going as opposed to where they want to go?.
Cluck yourself you semenspotted sibling fornicater.
No see, he's right. If I signal WHILE I turn rather than before, then I can cut you off AND yell at you about my shitty driving because I used my signal.
Signals are for CLUCKS, just drive normal till the last second, then violently change lanes while turning your signal on, before you have to turn, be sure to slam on the brakes or they might not burn right. What could possible go wrong? Your not a CLUCK are you?
Don't forget!: if you're turning right, veer out wide to the left first like you're driving a semi truck, even though you're in an Outback. Opposite for a left turn.
I got pulled over once for not signaling for 100 feet before my turn. Anon, you need to retake driving school. Signals are to let the people behind you know that you are going to slow down, so they can prepare to slow down as well. Duh.
And then make sure it cancels, dad.
Texting while performing this maneuver is also highly recommended. Middle fingers are mandatory should you be confronted or made to feel self-aware of your driving skills.
Cluck yourself you semenspotted sibling fornicater.