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You left out the part about how they are wanna-be attendants. Did they offer you a towel? Did they have an assortment of mints and candy for sale? Did they offer you a spritz of Cool Water cologne?
2
I don't mind an audience when I'm in the capt's seat. Just don't complain when my stink comes blowing all over ya when I open the door.
3
Aren't we avoiding the real problem here? Your bombastic shitting style.
4
Pooping and attendants are not words that should be used together. Unless there is Irish butter, some butt fucking and a fancy ass teddy beari. Just so you know!?
5
Notice how nobody names their kid $100,000 Bar anymore?
6
HURGGNNGNGNH just dropping off some Clark bars at the drugstore, cowboy
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From the same great minds that brought you 'Walking out of a shop and proceeding to walk 1/3rd the Speed of everybody else on the sidewalk' and 'Let's stand right in the middle of the flow of traffic in this busy grocery store and smile at each other with dead eyes!' ... comes... 'Lingering by the Shitter for no rational purpose'.

Coming to a box condo or torn-down and retrofitted and out of place craftsmen near you.
Produced by being raised by a generation of narcissistic, self-obsesssed fuckwad babyboomers.

Promotional concerns provided by White People sitting on Patios staring off into space...
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IA is clearly embarrassed that they shit, and doesn't want their coworkers to hear. People that have hang ups about crapping have serious issues, accept yourself, accept that you poop, a natural human activity, unless you have had your colon removed. There is a solution to all your bathroom problems, the poop bag! No more noise!
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Shitting at work. Never have, never will.
10
Stasi toilet attendants are everywhere nowadays, ever since 911; especially at Portland State University and Portland Community College. The retarded janitors have been recruited being told that they can be heroes in service of their country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi#Zersetz…
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A few weeks back, I heard someone at work eating some chips or pretzels while they were shitting. It was one of the most disturbing, and hilarious, moments I've ever experienced.

And no assisse, this did not occur at Chase bank.
12
Can you hear their conversation? If so, you should interject. Maybe ask them what their plans are for the weekend. Better yet, ask them to run and fetch a roll of tp for you.
13
You work with Heath Caramello?
14
With a name like Snickers, where do you expect him to hang out on break?
15
Those are turdwives. They are there to help you with a breech or other hazardous form of tirth such as conjoined turds

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