You sound like a fun guy to hang around with. Exactly what I love to do on my 4th of July BBQ: hang out with someone who's talking about Barium. You doin' anything this coming 4th?

Let's just stick with gun control for now, ok? One losing battle at a time.

"It's a day for people to get drunk and make pretty colors go boom. "

That isn't a true celebration of America how again?

I could stand to skip the fireworks display. Besides, I experience internal fireworks everytime I get a paid day off.

Yeah, not the best of holidays. The day after, come the annual horror stories.

Thanks for that bit of trivia, now I'll think of green fireworks as a barium enema for the senses. Also, "Give me liberty or give me a Bolt Bus ticket to Vancouver B.C. for the first week in July" has a nice ring to it.

Fuck You, I love fireworks.
And blowing up shit is fun too!