Hey kid, you are blaming mr. Fire alarm when you should be pointing fingers at mr. Smoke detector. They are not the same thing.

After all the experience, you should be a pro at stop, drop, and roll.

Fire in the head shop!
Zig-Zag man smiles as he burns.
Up in smoke. So gone.

Wish this went in the "why does it burn when I pee" direction.