Anonymous Jun 17, 2014 at 9:14 am

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1
If you're native, is your name Kicking Rocks?
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This sounds like a totally legitimate threat of violence. The really serious threats are always delivered anonymously, to nobody in particular.
3
I wish when sending the Mercury a I, Anonymous, that you should have to fill out a field drop down tab that tells us the anonymous persons age. What's a Lizard Lip?
4
Why not join Fight Club? You will be able to apply your cracks to other Fight Club members and also receive cracks from them as well. Why do you not join Fight Club?
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It's the 21st century and the age of testosteroniburger violence is coming to a close. This disagreement would be better settled with a spirited game of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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This just goes to show you that even working-class 'natives' can still be assholes.
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No, you are BMW!
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According to Urban Dictionary, Lizard Lips are extremely dry labia. I believe the author will not have much sucess locating this gentleman's Lizard Lips.

That said, he should consider punching the dude in the yarbles instead. Now I'm not advocating violence here, but if you're gonna threaten blunt force to someone's body, at least make certain that your threat is anatomically correct.

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