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1
You think we psychoanalyze for free?

We do give free abuse, but you seem to be handling that pretty well yourself.
2
wrong I,A lizard lips. Kick Rocks is looking for you after school.
3
The crazies ARE much better at sex, generally speaking, including blow jobs. I'm guessing "c" to be the correct answer.
4
Sounds like some of the bitches I'm hooking up with down at the Laurelhurst off-leash area. And yeah, I can say bitches, I'm talking about Bichon Frisés and Labradoodles over here...
5
Decent looking dude with self-esteem issues can't seem to say no to casual relationships with beautiful women offering tons of hot sex.

Amazing, truly amazing!!! Whoduhthunkit?
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I'm gonna go with G) You're easily lured in by good looks and sex, which allow you to temporarily overlook the shitty personalities attached.
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How about G) You're fucking crazy and you play head games. One of them being punching yourself in the face (who fucking does that?) You can place blame on everyone but yourself, but you are miserably unhappy, just like stern word. Hey before you break up with her you should say a shit ton of romantic things to her, maybe give her a nickname, tell her she's your favorite, fuck it kiss her on the nose once, get all mushy, and then, and then reject her. Just tell her your willing to give her a hug "if" you ever see her around. But be stern! Cause that will not fuck her up the slightest bit emotionally. It will all be her and not you. Go strong!
8
G: Try stop dating?
9
crazy is as crazy does....
10
They can tell a codependent when they stumble into one.
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Maybe you subconsciously like dating people who you feel don't have their shit together, because once you get them roped in and you're both comfortable, you think they'd be less likely to leave you. So it's about fear of abandonment, tied in with not liking yourself, tied in with how attractive crazy people can be when you add in the excitement of just meeting someone...

This is what I always think when someone is a shit magnet, which is basically everybody dating in Portland right now.

I think there are also just a lot of people out there who are emotionally unstable to varying degrees... probably a lot more than anybody realizes, because so many people are good at putting up fronts. And if you went through marriages and long-term relationships, you'd find just as many people who are walking disasters, so it isn't about people who are single.
12
I have to mow the lawn.......
13
but rent.com just listed Portland as a top city for singles!!!
14
mtngoatz - I think they must mean we have the most single people. And NONE of the are getting any.
15
A & C.
I would have said "D" but I don't think you subconsciously think you're a useless piece of shit - it sounds like you're just an asshole.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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