A bit "sir-ly" aren't you?

First and foremost, where is your sense of dignity? What self-respecting person would ever volunteer the fact that they watched Con Air?

Secondly, while these kids obviously seem like jackasses, should they really be held accountable for not knowing how a transgendered adult prefers to be greeted?

Put down the bunny, get a grip, and get over yourself.

No self respecting woman watches Con Air with her "buds" ... even a 17 year old bro knows that.

I can appreciate wanting your chosen gender identity to be respected, but you might consider that not everybody who cross dresses is transgendered. We pretty much have a 50% chance of guessing wrong and being offensive, one way or another.

Depending on the time of day, might it have been your five o'clock shadow?

If you're gonna ask me-- a person you don't know-- to commit a felony for you (which buying alcohol for minors is), you better be asking me to buy micro-brews, or GTFO you clueless pieces of shit.

Go back to kicking rocks and jacking off to Nickelodeon, or whatever the kids do these days.

Lay off the kids, for crying out loud -- obviously you still look like a dude and they were trying to show you respect by addressing you as 'sir'.
They shouldn't even have bothered with a 'mam' as far as I'm concerned, by the tone of your rant.

Mom says I have to mow the lawn!!!!!!!!!

Do you date Italians?

I hear a little moustache really turns them on. Supposed to remind them of their mothers or something.

I'Anon the problem is the back porch. These minors were invading your space, and this would not have happened if you had a patio. Nothing good happens on a back porch.

Con Air fucking rules. If it were me I would not have even noticed that kid, so enamored with the movie I would have been.

Shiiiiiiiit, half the straight biological males in this town wear short skirts and tights on the daily, their PBR-induced moobs pressing through their American Apparel manotards like Sunkist jelly candies. Don't blame the teens and sure as shit don't go around blaming underage drinking. Never!

Plus how do you know the teens in question weren't trapped in wrong-gendered bodies themselves? Don't go assuming things, you rotten assumer of assumptions.