I put them on the key pad buttons for security doors.

buddy we need you to add, however, that you do not place boogers on the undersides of desks and tables because that would be vile and disgusting.

Well, I don't. That's where ya put the chunky snot...

If desks and tables were made of kleenex this wouldn't be an issue now would it?

It's a totally passive-aggressive move. Just wipe them on top of desks and tables.

Also, if you're searching the underside of desks and tables, what do expect to find, a treasure map or something?

You shouldn't've done that, I,A. Breaking the 4th wall.

They put the boogers there for you, specifically. Out of spite. That's reason enough, you 4th wall breaker.

Was it really necessary for you to post this right before lunch time?

2nd harvest? Maybe they're preppers?

I've been trying to spell out 'There be Boogers Here' in booger braille but I just realized that's a bit redundant. I'll stop now, I,A.

Guess I'll just stick to the undersides of chairs then.

I was going to work in a Goonies reference after the treasure map comment but then I realized there were no boogers in that movie, only annoying child actors that grew up to be even more annoying adult ones. I hate that guy that was also in Rudy and The Lord of the Rings. I met that dude in person once and he's an insufferable know-it-all douchebag that wouldn't hesitate for a second to tell a helicopter pilot how to do his job. Yeah, I know, oddly specific and way off topic. But still: Fuck that guy.

^ I met Wil Wheaton when we were both kids. He was kind of a dick as well. Him and Rudy starred in Toy Soldiers, so I guess I can forgive and forget.

^no one will forgive you for that NoQ album though, that shit is gonna creep you for life.........

Better than shit wiped on the flush lever...

^ kinda but not really...

^ So says you.