Actually, it sounds really hard. I do respect all the ways people choose to identify themselves but all this specificity and jargon just set up a situation where you'll constantly be offended. Give people a break.

Either the author is trying to be funny, or they're completely out of touch with reality. I'd like to think it's the former, since I laughed my ass off when I read this nonsense.

I don't care if you're gender neutral, be whatever you want. But just don't be intellectually neutered. No normal person has the time in their day to study the material necessary to translate this garbage.

Good luck on your quest Invader Zim!!!!

Hell hath frozen over as I agree entirely with Rick Stevens on this one. I need a code breaker just to understand what Anon's rant is about.

Impressively-crafted and well-executed satire. What makes it work so well is that it starts off sounding 100% legit and slowly evolves into mind-bending gibberish.

THIS POST IS A TRIGGER! I FEEL UNSAFE!

@assisse... And on this day, Rick Stevens' crusty little black heart just grew 3 sizes.

Ve? No ve!

I'm not a knight.

Best I/A post in a long time. Got a real LOL from me

Oh, Mr/Ms/Mrs/Miss Troll, I'll sit under your bridge anytime. It does puzzle me how often people refer to you as a pronoun in your presence. People must forget you're there. I mean, people typically say things like, "Sir, here's your coffee." I never hear: "Are you the biomale who ordered zis coffee double soy gluten free locally sourced organic fair trade?"