I think your problem is more that you have this weird shame thing ruining your good time than that you masturbate.

Lighten up dude. Spanking it simply fulfills a primal urge. The only satisfaction you should feel is that you won't need to wank it again until tomorrow (unless you have the day off, in which case, have at you).

Now ditch that guilt and turn that self-loathing into some self-lovin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What he said /\

The only time I ever regret jerking off is never.

Next time you pet a kitten, or lick peanut butter off your fingers, remember...THAT HAND WAS ON YOUR PENIS!!!!!

Amazing fact for all you kids in here.. back in the day men clasped hands even with simple daily greetings.

This was before the surgeon general's 1992 Fist Bump Bulletin as a precaution against finger-borne STDs.

Literally bros used to wank off and then minutes later be shaking hands.

Crazy shit huh?

Yeah.... "used to".....

Remember to not Freak out over the curly, pube hair in the palm of your hand. Use both hands as if your life depended on it.

I hate to break it to you pal but if it's been a week since you wanked you do not have a "fine sexual appetite". Just sayin'.