Thanks I,A.

question: i have a face on my tattoo.

Kill myself?

So what did "Tattoo Face Guy" do to you? Bump your new Outback with his shopping cart at New Seasons?

Suicide might be a bit harsh, but I'm not going to argue with your statistics/premise.

If they opt not to kill themselves, I'd settle for all of them moving to Nebraska or Arkansas.

> I'm gonna have to suggest that you go ahead and do the rest of us that huge favor that we've all been dying to ask you for...and kill yourself.

We? Please don't speak for other people, especially when babbling psycho hate shit. I'd much rather hang out with Mike Tyson than an insufferable aggro pussy like yourself. Something tells me you lack the balls to walk up to people w/ face tats on the street and deliver this rant.

What should I do with my 401(k)? Roll it over into an IRA?

shark attack mountain,

No. Kill yourself. Don't effort, actually do. Team needs to triage new opportunities in the suicide space.

May all your children be born with face tattoos.

Tell you what happens to whatever percent of these people that don't kill themselves...

They wind up "taking" one for the team in the prison shower.