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Ah, you've heard of me? Almighty Todd?

Todd Mecklem on June 30, 2014 at 9:01 AM

Thanks for the warm fuzzies, I,A! You really know how to make a troll feel good first thing in the morning. Such overwhelming positive vibes.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on June 30, 2014 at 9:14 AM

I love you, man!

Blabby on June 30, 2014 at 9:25 AM

WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME GO FUCK YOURSELF NO DISRESPECT FUGGEDEBADAHT

Drunk & Write on June 30, 2014 at 10:02 AM

I respectfully disagree with your commentary hypothesis. I bid you good day, zir.

BooberMcDoober™ on June 30, 2014 at 10:22 AM

Anon, you misspelled commenter 5 times.

assisse on June 30, 2014 at 10:45 AM

Good point. There oughta be a way to "DISLIKE" a comment if you don't like it.

i'mrightyourwrong on June 30, 2014 at 11:28 AM

How would anyone have time for a job when posting on the internet takes so long? First you get out your word processor and type up your post. Then you drive to the post office to mail your letter to the Mercury. Finally, you have to wait a few days for the Mercury to received your letter and have them post it. I need a Gatorade.

shark attack mountain on June 30, 2014 at 11:54 AM

tl;dr

Chunty McHutchence on June 30, 2014 at 12:26 PM

Someday I will bask in the rarefied splendor of one of the coveted top three "commentor" spots. Until then my life will have no meaning and my words no value - falling like so many ashes on this desolate intellectual wasteland.

disastronaut on June 30, 2014 at 1:53 PM

It took a long time to feel as important as I am since finding the I'Anon blog. I always knew I was destined to be famous. Here,yes,among other clever,astute,witty,over wrought posters; life is tough.

The competition is fierce, and we get paid according to our likes. We can't please everyone, we can't do it all.

Medicated Marine on June 30, 2014 at 2:31 PM

What's so positive about this thread?

Dread Uptown on June 30, 2014 at 2:38 PM

I think you would be surprised to know who is really behind the Anonymous comments. We are always a world away from people like you. You hunger for our talent.

Try to control your envy.

seentomuch on June 30, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Wow, that was so negative

Draconid on June 30, 2014 at 4:01 PM

I agree.

Aestro on June 30, 2014 at 4:56 PM

What can I tell you? It seems like everyone who writes a fucking complaint on here is a sanctimonious douche just like you.

on June 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

Small things amuse small minds, and even smaller minds take notice.

Now get out there and take your unicorn for a ride over some double rainbows Mr./Ms. Positivity!!!!

RickStevens on June 30, 2014 at 7:20 PM

U b sippin' on haterhaterade.

JRRTrollkien on June 30, 2014 at 7:55 PM

I wanna make you dinner, and then have skinny cow ice creams cone for dessert one time.

Allusion on July 1, 2014 at 12:04 PM

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