Did you know that boogers are an essential part of ancient diets? Humans were made to eat snot and formed sophisticated booger hunter / booger gatherer tribes that pioneered several techniques still used in today's modern phlegm industries.

If you're like me-- a straightedge organic vegan paleovore-- your boogers would be delicious. Try it! If you don't like what you taste, then I recommend a two-week fasting cleanse to flush the toxins from your system, followed by a diet of fruits, nuts and unpasteurized kombucha from a small-batch brewer. After 10 to 12 days your boogers will be moist, chewy and brimming with earthy flavors.

Don't let these silly Victorian-era rules dictate your life. Evolve! I like to save my boogers and used them as a salad topper, or add them a salty / sweet trail mix.

Gross Chuntey, Gross.

I used to love to eat my Boogers but then I found out that they are not considered vegan and gluten free. So I quit eating them cold turkey. I freakin' rock and I don't care what anyone else thinks!!

I,anon, maybe they never ate Elmer's glue as a toddler.
It was one of my fondest memories ,and don't say gross unless you tried it. Soap was very good, buggers were not acceptable alternative nourishment. I did try them only once though.

IDK, who the fuck eats buggers that is older than 5? I mean picking your nose in the car, I can see that, but eating them? Gotta be bullshit.

Wow that was fucking terrible

I test drove a used Yugo one time, and it had quite and extensive collection, hanging from the dashboard.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I want boogers in my tummy.