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"How many times do you walk to get your Starbucks in the morning?"

Can someone explain this question to me?

tk. on July 1, 2014 at 9:44 AM

I don't get that one either. Must be a riddle only a "Real Naturalist" would understand?

disastronaut on July 1, 2014 at 10:32 AM

you need a t-shirt:

don't hehe me, bro!

Todd Mecklem on July 1, 2014 at 10:41 AM

It's a question of his impact on the earth, consciousness and awareness. So yes, only someone possessing those qualities would know. Basically, don't represent a mindset you are clearly not apart of... So many of you in the world.

BeachBound on July 1, 2014 at 11:23 AM

Todd, what does your dumb joke mean? Does not compute

BeachBound on July 1, 2014 at 11:24 AM

So, like, what's wrong with Dockers, Deer Stags, and an Aloha shirt?

Dread Uptown on July 1, 2014 at 11:29 AM

A Summation by Boober McDoober™

Fake hippies are dreadful
Suck my Dockers
Normcore for life.

BooberMcDoober™ on July 1, 2014 at 11:45 AM

Your granola wasn't crunchy enough.

shark attack mountain on July 1, 2014 at 11:50 AM

BeachBound,

You'll have to wait for "Mecklem's Annotated Blogtown Comments, Illustrated," out soon from Somethingorother Press.

Todd Mecklem on July 1, 2014 at 12:47 PM

You should really be using all natural toothpaste. You know, the stuff that tastes like ass and doesn't fight cavaties.

RickStevens on July 1, 2014 at 12:49 PM

^
The all natural toothpaste is a pacifist. Therefore, it needs to head on over to Camp David and sign a peace accord with cavities.

shark attack mountain on July 1, 2014 at 1:57 PM

"I walked to the 82nd & Foster Fred Meyer with the hesitation of meeting someone like You in the store, and oh boy! did you deliver"

Are there many of these types on SE 82nd & Foster? News to me.

Stretch McGillicutty on July 1, 2014 at 2:26 PM