A real man gets a cattle brand on his ass.

I fucking love shit like this. As long as people keep bitching so hilariously, I say keep bringing in the hipsters. They enjoy themselves and the rest of us enjoy hating them. It's perfect! That spider tattoo does reel in a lot of hipster pussy though. Gotta admit.

I don't have any tattoos, but neither do I spend my time trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind the tattoos of others. Maybe I can tell you my dreams and you can interpret them, if you're so nosy. Let's see, I was in an Albanian taxicab with Tori Spelling and 100 bottles of Mr. Pibb, when suddenly my belt buckle started ringing...

It's probably like pouring a beer out for your homie. He/she's (can't wait to see a lady with one) got that for his/her brother/sister. It's his/her (still can't wait) brother/sister that stole his/her allowance for money on the books. Fucking sucks! Spider-man tatt, here I come.

Gold tooth? Have an eye removed and wear a patch.

To each their own, but these guys have no idea and better hope they don't ever get locked up (especially in CA). You'd think an adult getting a permanent tattoo would at least look into the symbology of what it means.

A guy with a prison brand murder tattoo delivering coffee to my door. Might as well give him a security guard job at my condo complex and watch him get scrutinised and kicked off (maybe to get new tattoos) for fucking around with a punk resident.

I think they should explain the meaning of those type of tats before getting them done at the parlours.

I wonder what percentage of people with spiderweb tattoos kill themselves.

I've seen Orange is the New Black and prison does not seem that bad.

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Goodfellas makes prison look alright considering the circumstances.

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Beetlejuice makes death look kind of fun.

Spider web tattoo means you are a lazy ass. You sit around and do nothing, so cobwebs grow on you. This is well known.

I only got a spider web on my elbow and a tear drop on my cheek and a swastika on my forehead in order to fit in at my tech startup gig

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No tramp stamp?