"Ar women parts so nasty we can attach vile behavior to anything vag related and everybody gets the joke?"

Well im kinda busy being the neighborhood fireworks douchebag right now but i can check on that for you-

Hey buddy
You are a real creampie you know that?

nope guess not.

So is a dickhead worse than a douchebag? I'm just wondering!!

Douching isn't necessary. Vaginas are self-cleaning. A douchebag then, is unnecessary yet also unpleasant. So, what's the problem?

Going to enjoy the fireworks myself. But before that...

You're right, every time I call someone a douchebag, I do so only to subliminally hate women. Busted!!!!

And in the spirit of honesty, I might as well admit the following...

Every time i say "that's gay," I really mean that it's unholy and an abomination.

You're reading too much into things.

The political correctness is strong with this one. brb my wife beater is done drying.

100 bucks says this was written by a dude.

You sound like a pussy

But really, women should "take back" douchebag. I would find that amusing.

You sound like a real enema.

Since when was douchebag a gender specific insult?

I've always been partial to "Fuckface von Clownstick" as a pejorative.

But that's just me.

so does scumbag work better than douchebag for ya?

Portland, land of the PC police.