Your water sports fetish is finally realized and attainable!

passive aggressive homo erotica?

a real home grown fetish

Man.... I'm going back to bed now.

Amazing fact for you I,A- as scummy and twisted as you are your pee is sterile just the same.

This is why I wear golashes when I use public restrooms.

You like spraying bodily fluids on people in public restrooms? Give yourself a big gold star, after 3 billion years of evolution life reaches its apex!

No you don't. But nice passive-aggressive fantasy. That's what we're here for.

Why are you regularly going to the bathroom at Freddies or the grocery store? Maybe once or twice a year, I'm in some random store and can't hold it, but otherwise, what the fuck?

Joke's on you - I just tied off in the Freddy's bathroom and now I'm not going to warn you where I left my needle.

Semi related, but this reminds me of the time I was taking a piss at the Radio room... blasted dude walks in, unzips, starts pissing next to me, and then backs up still in midstream with johnson still in hand and rotates towards sink and begins walking. Barely.. and I mean BARELY... misses me.

Ahh, memories.

^^^you had a semi going? no i don't want to know.

Any particular reason you feel like you get to tell people what kind of footwear is acceptable? Next time leave your number so I can make sure to get your OK before running to the store. Pissing on someones feet is assault in the eyes of the law so be careful or your gonna be wearing some prison flip-flops.
Get a fucking life.