That is not cool. If you are going to mention StripperCon, you should at least tell us when and where it is...

so will the hotels be full of strippers or stripper fan boys? Who is the convention for?
Convention center hall filled with pole dancers?
Massive brassiere on the convention center spires unleashed as a kick-off event?

i want pics or it didn't happen

If they are looking for kindness and friendship, you should recommend this great new doc about grown ass men that play with girl toys and watch the corresponding girl cartoon.

Wait, there are clubs where men can look at naked women? In Portland? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS??!?

Who did you think your customer base would be?

Whoa, inequality in the sex industry?! Who'd have thunk it!

Questioning the moral content of your customers should also make you question the work you are in.

I think you are fucking fantastic and don't forget to sing in the shower.