Lip Gloss

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How are you going to top that for your 21st birthday?

altogetherPDX on July 16, 2014 at 9:14 AM

Who did he give the other two tubes to?

Todd Mecklem on July 16, 2014 at 12:42 PM

Be sure to stay tuned for the sequel... Sparkly Mascara.

I hear there are some crazy plot twists and cameo appearance by Tammy Faye Baker.

RickStevens on July 16, 2014 at 2:20 PM

Take if from a homo (me): he was/is gay. Straight dudes don't give lip gloss as a present. Also, girls DO gravitate to us.

Doogie on July 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM

Doogie - um, how exactly would you know what a straight guy would do? I thought you just said you were a homo.

Fat Head on July 18, 2014 at 6:06 PM

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