Poop Snackin'

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You may think you got away with it but God made poop smell the way it does for this exact reason.

Your roommate is probably smarter than you so check for sphincter clay rubbed on to your stinky cheese.

i'mrightyourwrong on July 16, 2014 at 12:59 PM

Is your mouth sewn shut?

shark attack mountain on July 16, 2014 at 1:06 PM

I though that shit, I mean pudding, tasted a little funny.

RickStevens on July 16, 2014 at 1:07 PM

And what about the mayo? What did you put in that, hmm?

Demondog on July 16, 2014 at 1:17 PM

Very, very bad karma. This will come back to haunt you.

loveanddeath on July 16, 2014 at 1:37 PM

Bill Cosby does not approve.

JRRTrollkien on July 16, 2014 at 1:52 PM

This didn't happen. But just pretending like it did-- Because you can't just fucking communicate like an adult, you gotta go around making people eat shit?

How about I come over to your house and sneak a little maturity and adulthood into your fucking Cozy shack?

lyle on July 16, 2014 at 2:31 PM

Didn't happen.

star-eyed on July 16, 2014 at 2:43 PM

You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever.
))((

BooberMcDoober™ on July 16, 2014 at 3:05 PM

Again, fake. Is everyone's life so wonderful on here that there are no legitimate gripes?

HayleyFreakinRules on July 16, 2014 at 3:29 PM

The old "Kozy Outhouse" prank? Love that one!

Todd Mecklem on July 16, 2014 at 4:19 PM

What's with all the scatological comeuppance on this here website?
Yeah, I said scatological comeuppance!

Dizzy on July 16, 2014 at 6:52 PM

Must be a great house to live in.

Poop deck pappy on July 17, 2014 at 7:06 AM

Sure you did. Right before you followed someone with sandals into the men's room and peed on their feet.

I think we've passed our quota of passive-aggressive scat fantasies this week. Let's move on, yah?

Satorical on July 17, 2014 at 9:41 AM