We are Out of Avocados....

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I use to work at the friendliest store in town. Fucking over entitled people like you is how we made it through the day.

totaldevotion on July 17, 2014 at 8:44 PM

This has been my complaint for so long.
Last week a clerk told my husband they had no soy crumbles, he found them by going to the back of the store
and finding them in one freezer marked meatless.

Meatless crumbles, the same story almost. When there out of hummus, OMG, tell me a lie, like i'm telling you. Fake, didn't happen.

seentomuch on July 17, 2014 at 9:03 PM

I would've gone to war for you until that last "paragraph."

Are you complaining that you have to sell your own con job?!?!?!?

And, you didn't even remember to instruct the dude to wash his hands before he grabs those avocados. To top if off, you typed the word "tapenade" twice.

Shame on you IA, shame on you.

RickStevens on July 17, 2014 at 9:21 PM

There are two types of people in this town: those who view New Seasons as a grocery store, and those who view it as a restaurant. And the ones who view it as a restaurant have gotsa to go. GYO. The fuckas gotsta gyo.

If you want a rabbit shit and kale vomit sandwich, buy the ingredients and make it yourself.

assisse on July 17, 2014 at 9:24 PM

OMG lovely people...I must have vegan, gluten free food or I will puke and spit up all over you. Dammit I hate that but I'm soooo sensitive and my allergies and other mystical ailments will just fuck me up beyond belief. Don't you just hate that?

guidoman on July 17, 2014 at 9:47 PM

If by mystical ailments you mean sugar, yeah.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on July 18, 2014 at 8:17 AM

Solution: Stop ordering your lunch with nonsense toppings. Soy Crumbles? Please.

Order a respectable and proper lunch: sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, mustard, cheese and meat.

You want roasted red peppers and hummus, go to a lebanese restaurant. Keep your nitwittery out of the deli.

on July 18, 2014 at 4:48 PM