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These fake submissions are getting out of hand.
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What is this, a long lost diary entry from Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood?
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Assisse, yeah because people never look in the mirror in private and pop zits and eat parts of their body(boogers, earwax etc)'..... And no one ever watches porno and snaps things off. What kind of fucking white bread, non homo life do you live in? Maybe stick to commenting on the Christianity today or white power on-line mags or whatever it is that makes your non boner a boner but a boner for you only. Oh, and yer mom.
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Make sure you only eat union skin tags, and not those damned scabs.
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Same dude with the scat/pudding and sandals/peeing fantasies. We're onto you.
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> Maybe stick to commenting on the Christianity today or white power on-line mags

So because I'm a straight guy who doesn't find two gay guys kissing attractive, I'm a nazi?

Got it.
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Yes you are. You just have some limits. Kinda like nazi lite, or some shit.
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So because I want gay people to have all the rights as straight people, but I look away when gay guys make out, that makes me "somewhat of a nazi"?

Basically, in order to not be a nazi, I must gawk at gay men kissing each other?

Got it.
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No but you should AT THE FUCKING LEAST be comfortable with it. Other wise , you are just some schmuck trying to appease your lady or mom or whatever. Just stop kidding yourself you foolish troll.
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On a separate note, please expand on YOUR'E TOTAL DISGUST ON SAME SEX COUPLES EXPRESSING themselves in public. You seem to want to project yourself as some renaissance dude who accepts same sex but are not willing to support anything else?! What! Is your hetero lady a big part of this small brain pigeon hole??You are part of the problem. Go back into your hole you p-whipped chode with NO backbone.
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Because sexually appealing things are things *I* find sexually appealing. I find two gay guys kissing gross the same way I find two 400lb juggalos kissing gross. I support your right to do it, but god damn don't force me to unzip and jerk off to it. Every man has his limits.
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No but your obvious "disgust" about anything that doesn't comply to you speaks volumes little man. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up and get back to whoever it is that controls you, robot.,

On another separate note two 4 hundred pound juggalos are not likely to make out. Maybe 4 100 pounders would have a foursome but that's a bit complicated and maybe more up your alley......bitch

You and your values scream that you are soooo pussy whipped and you would be rather snappin them off back in your hometown of troutdale or whatever, single and watching gay porn.


Just saying.
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Man you're trying so hard

> No but your obvious "disgust" about anything that doesn't comply to you

"Comply"? So now I have to cheerlead Taylor Swift even though I can't stand her music? I have to talk up M.Night Shyamalan movies even though I can't stand them? I have to talk about how much I admire watching two dudes make out even though I want to look away? lol@"comply" -- you're trying so hard right now, I can't help but wonder where this desperation stems from.

> On another separate note two 4 hundred pound juggalos are not likely to make out.

I'll take your word for it bro.

> You and your values

My values? Like supporting the fair and equal treatment of everyone regardless of race or gender orientation? Yeah man, such terrible values.

> scream that you are soooo pussy whipped

Translation: Bro you don't jerk off to gay porn? LOL UR SO PUSSYWHIPPED!

> your hometown of troutdale

I've lived in NW/Old Town for the last 14 years. But hey, if saying I'm from Troutdale is the best you got then go with that.

> Just saying.

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Nice bullet points and nice try. You are a homophobe. Plain and simple. Don't deny it dude and also don't own it, it all depends on your actual really actual beliefs. You should just go saunter back to the dark side. Really. I mean you are already there. Just post some more crap and show it with your avatar. So your straight (acting i hope) liberal girlfriend thinks she fixed a total hick. In the mean while. Stop with your fence sitting. Either you are willing to dance and get down with us queers or poke and prod at us through a fence. You're call. I'll see you later you sign holder.
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Oh and eating your own skin? I stand to believe this is something that a straight dude with a girlfriend does according to this post.. Nasty ass heterosexuals.......
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> You are a homophobe.

I don't think this word means what you think it means.

> Either you are willing to dance and get down with us queers or poke and prod at us through a fence.

lol you're a fuckin dummy son. I help with trans shows at Embers and do more to support that community than you've probably ever done in your life. You're so certain about what you clearly don't know, it's cringeworthy to watch. Keep patting yourself on the back for no reason at all. Your attempts to 'out-good' people online = sad.

> Oh and eating your own skin? I stand to believe this is something that a straight dude with a girlfriend does according to this post.. Nasty ass heterosexuals.......


You go in on me because you claim I'm a homophobe, then top it off with "Nasty ass heterosexuals". Classic.
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Done. And nice try, you more than likely ONLY help your lady who DOES the shindig at embers. In fact, I think I know who you are and yes, you are a pussy whipped robot. Good day. And eat a scab you nazi.
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Btw calling me "son"? Totally homoerotic. We will be making out soon........
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Nice try, my girl has never even been to Embers. Face it, you tried to paint me as being anti-gay, then you found out I'm not so now you're doing your best "I think I know who you are, you dumb hetero, pussy whipped piece of shit".

Stay losing, son.
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"Then you found out I'm not"

Ha ha ha h ha! Oh my god! You are so right b/c you typed it out into the internet! It's got to be true!

Horseshit you are a bigot and a total trippy loser. Go figure.


Ha ha ha ha. Found out its true?! Get me a out of here, oh my god....ha ha ha .

The door is closed. Comments are closed. Credits are rolling s-s-s-see ya!
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The ultimate answer to all these gross-out posts:

THE ARISTOCRATS!
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400 lb juggalo is redundant.

Now back to the pissing contest above.
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Rick: The only one on here who has been slandering people for their sexual preferences is you when you referred to eating body parts as something "nasty ass heterosexuals" do. If anyone here is "hateful", judgemental or just plain closed minded it's you. I'm not sure how you or the people clicking "like" on your trollbait posts can defend that, but it speaks volumes to your true character.

In case those people missed Rick's earlier post:

"I stand to believe this is something that a straight dude with a girlfriend does according to this post.. Nasty ass heterosexuals......."

If that was rewritten to be "only two gay dudes would do this, nasty ass homos" people would lose their minds. Yet you say this about heteros and it's upvote city, which once again reaffirms my point about the militant PC brigade in this town.

Again, stay losing. All the hate and divisiveness you throw at other people only makes yourself look bad.
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Oh my god, this is hilarious. The post, the comments, all of it.

Keep it up, Portland!
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Assisse, you don't get some free pass because you supposedly "help" (oh so kind of you) with the trans shows at embers. You sound like some white supremacist living in Chicago, I mean how can that person be a racist???

Funny how your avatar kinda represents you....a little white bird. Give it up little man and go away. Go to where people don't make "your stomach churn" because they are just trying to LIVE THEIR NORMAL LIVES! Asshole troll.....
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I for one was offended.

Totally offended.

But then again, I get offended at everything so I'm pretty used to it.
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Rapper Fat Joe has been known to write homophobic lyrics. I wonder if Fat Joe eats his skin tags.
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Reading comments on this weird rant is like watching a debate on on Hannity's or Rachel Maddow's show. I don't think Assisse should be condemned for his feelings on man kissing anymore than Rick Klein for insisting married straight couples are only faking their feelings for each other and wishing they were gay. It's interesting watching them bat it back and forth. You're both bright guys "I think" but I found myself in the strange position of being anxious for someone to weigh back in on skin tags of all things.
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HOW GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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