Anonymous Jul 20, 2014 at 8:08 pm

Snookums

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The Snookum tribe is aware of this post have hired a lawyer. See you on fox 12 soon asshole!
Rick Klein on July 20, 2014 at 8:13 PM Report this
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I'm thinking you are just to damn jealous that she called you poopsie!!
guidoman on July 20, 2014 at 8:44 PM Report this
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You don't mind that he is over several times a week? You will.
King Ralph on July 20, 2014 at 8:59 PM Report this
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Somebody's gotta be the adult in this situation...
on July 20, 2014 at 9:26 PM Report this
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Just enjoy the sweet nothings. Wait until their first fight, all that pent up gunk on how they had to enable each other to feel love.

IT won't be long, the more he comes over, the more he will get on her nerves or vice versa.
seentomuch on July 20, 2014 at 10:30 PM Report this
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This is why things never work out. Men prefer cuddles, but women continue to demand cuddle wuddles. Pushy bitches.
Todd Mecklem on July 21, 2014 at 7:00 AM Report this
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Pookie wookie, Rickie Wickie would nub some knob gobblin'.
RickStevens on July 21, 2014 at 8:44 AM Report this
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Please don't blame the babytalking on the guy. There is not one single man in existence who wants to hear the sound of a 5 year old come from the same woman who gives him blowjobs. It's creepy as all fuck. Knock that shit off, women.
assisse on July 21, 2014 at 10:05 AM Report this
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Assisse knows this because of his vast experience in dating men, of course. Just not kissing them. That would be gross.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 21, 2014 at 10:49 AM Report this
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Awwwwww! I wub you, interwebses!

You neber wet me down!
on July 21, 2014 at 1:29 PM Report this
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Assisse should just go ahead and shorten his name.....
Rick Klein on July 21, 2014 at 2:53 PM Report this
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Looks like I anon...needs sum cuddle wuddles...............ahahahahaha*!!!!!!!!!!
mar. on July 22, 2014 at 12:32 AM Report this

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