Just because you have a shitty job you hate doesn't mean you have a quality rant we want to read.

Boring. Next.

"something totally uninteresting to say"

You've definitely shared that experience. But maybe it should've been a little more something. Really. We're not getting paid.

I feel ya, fam. I work in an office where everyone tells everyone everything and the majority of the shit is stupid and uninteresting.

I keep my office door closed. This allows 3 awesome perks: 1) internet surfing/Portland Mercury reading & commenting, 2) undisturbed phone conversations and last but not least, 3) farting

Gee, how did I know The Jerk-Off Alliance would have such a smug response.

I guess to ASSisse, any job that doesn't involve sitting in your mortgage-free NW loft while jerking off to their own comments on IA must be pretty shitty.

I'm sure his girlfriend, real or imagined (you be the judge), could sympathize with this rant. She probably has to spend all day listening to him spanking it while yelling at the Justice Squad through his monitor.

"I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT ALL OF YOU ON I,ANONYMOUS RIGHT NOW" - me, from my cubicle.

RickStevens: How's the job at Chase bank coming along? Did you meat your call center quota last week? Aiming for the monthly prize of a Chase coffee mug with your name screenprinted on the front? Such glamor!

^ Listen Birdbrain, you missed the appropriate window to make this stupid comment by 2 days.

See "Most Banks on a Friday" post from 7/19.

I feel like I should call Chase and warn them that an armed madman might be walking into one their branches anyday now.

lol like I'd ever use a terrible bank like Chase. Especially now that I know you're a customer service agent for them. :)

Oh assisse, yet another example of how dense you really are. Who said anything about you being a Chase customer?

I'anon, if you have a door, then you should be in a position to say"shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!

"Did you meat your call center quota"

Burger week doesn't start until August 11th!

put your headphones back on and keep them on, Chachi