Very wise! Don't cheat, don't shit where you eat, and most definitely don't engage the crazies. Unless they live across town and you just bang them every now and then.
I think you're projecting. I also think you'll cave and provide her with some very unsatisfying sex. She'll grow tired of your small penis and premature ejaculation issues and end up dumping you. Then you'll stalk her for a while until she gets a restraining order.
Hold on, maybe I'm projecting at this point. My bad.
Hold on, maybe I'm projecting at this point. My bad.
That guy from Urban Airship