Anonymous Jul 25, 2014 at 10:44 am

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1
wise choice. I dated Crazy Lady. Huge vagina.
2
Very wise! Don't cheat, don't shit where you eat, and most definitely don't engage the crazies. Unless they live across town and you just bang them every now and then.
3
I think you're projecting. I also think you'll cave and provide her with some very unsatisfying sex. She'll grow tired of your small penis and premature ejaculation issues and end up dumping you. Then you'll stalk her for a while until she gets a restraining order.

Hold on, maybe I'm projecting at this point. My bad.
4
It's a conundrum wrapped in a condom lubricated with a tantrum. Humdrum.
5
Listen, buddy boy. She gonna get you one way or 'nother sooner or later, so you might as well just. give. it. up.
6
Sincerely,

That guy from Urban Airship

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