Anonymous Jul 25, 2014 at 2:42 pm

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Ever looked at the back of a $20 bill, maaaaan?
2
Mom!! Dad's ranting about traffic again and the Mercury cut him off!
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Everything is better in San Francisco, you should move there!
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This dummy was enthralled by his own pointless rant, that he didn't even realize that The Merc's Anti-Idiot Fail-Safe switch cut him off.

Classic!!! The post should've been titled "Somebody Stop Me." Thank god they did.
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Wanna come to my kegger this weekend? I need someone to stand next to my retarded cousin and make him look interesting.

Yes, we give Ronny beer.

No, it never ends well.
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Looks like you found your perfect career! The thrilling world of traffic signal engineer. Show them how it's done!
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I used to complain about the same thing, then I realized it wasn't a timing issue it was my inability to go less than 10 mph over the speed limit.
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"Looks like you found your perfect career! The thrilling world of traffic signal engineer. Show them how it's done!"

This is actually great advice! Oregon needs a special task force of problem solvers! a century of rain, geographic isolation, and inbreeding has resulted in a lack of problem solving abilities. Or you could just become a comedian and recycle all the old Pollock jokes with the word 'Oregonian" instead of Pollock. "How many Oregonians does it take to change a basement window? 3... 1 to change the window and 2 to dig a hole for the ladder"
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Easy there, Yoda.

Flashing yellow left turns you have.
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YOU got you started.

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