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This is actually great advice! Oregon needs a special task force of problem solvers! a century of rain, geographic isolation, and inbreeding has resulted in a lack of problem solving abilities. Or you could just become a comedian and recycle all the old Pollock jokes with the word 'Oregonian" instead of Pollock. "How many Oregonians does it take to change a basement window? 3... 1 to change the window and 2 to dig a hole for the ladder"
Classic!!! The post should've been titled "Somebody Stop Me." Thank god they did.
Yes, we give Ronny beer.
No, it never ends well.
This is actually great advice! Oregon needs a special task force of problem solvers! a century of rain, geographic isolation, and inbreeding has resulted in a lack of problem solving abilities. Or you could just become a comedian and recycle all the old Pollock jokes with the word 'Oregonian" instead of Pollock. "How many Oregonians does it take to change a basement window? 3... 1 to change the window and 2 to dig a hole for the ladder"
Flashing yellow left turns you have.