This post is not Meck-worthy.

New Invention:

Transformer stilettos with spring loaded heels that pop out of the sole. Never get stuck teetering along the walk of shame again. Inside the spring loaded heel will be a spring loaded razor sharp knife blade just to make sure.

Sigh, brewfest.

AirBnB douche baguettes.

How Portland of you. A rude and obnoxious woman gives you shit for being in a cab you requested, but then you give it up because of her nice friends?

And of course, you go home and immediately hop on your computer to type up this rant. Keep Portland wussy.