An I,Anon post about the frequency of I,Anon posts?!?!?!?

There is a wormhole to an alternate realm opening as I write this.

Also, I believe there is a direct correlation between a band's success (or lackthereof) and how much time they spend on this blog.

If I understand the sacrament correctly, it's Christ *in* a cracker, right?

Hey i think this fake rant to generate buzz for your band may actually be working. I think i hear something definitely not crickets!

No, Todd, it's Christ IS the cracker. If you're Catholic, anyway.

It is the body of Christ. The wine is the blood of Christ.

I guess the band is local or just seeking free advertising.