Confessions of a Dork

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Um, maybe you need to quit letting Jesus and God bash you with their guilt hammer.

Doogie on July 29, 2014 at 3:14 PM

Praise Christ! He is King!

King Ralph on July 29, 2014 at 3:18 PM

God did invent paper towels, so you're probably right.

Todd Mecklem on July 29, 2014 at 3:35 PM

Sham-wow of Turin?

JRRTrollkien on July 29, 2014 at 3:37 PM

God does love a man on his knees...wiping up liquids?

on July 29, 2014 at 3:42 PM

Hope you're using Brawny towels....they are much more manly!!

guidoman on July 29, 2014 at 4:10 PM

You don't clean up debris with paper towels. Fake!!!!

RickStevens on July 29, 2014 at 4:27 PM

Don't be fooling yourself, God Hates You.
Deeply.

frankieb on July 29, 2014 at 6:24 PM

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