Imagine that, on a dating site? Between the don't call it a date and Mötley Crüe (hum, they were kinda cool when I was 10), you should have told dude to fuck off long before you met him.

Any date where there aren't any actual stabs has to be considered at least a partial success.

Don't you know, if you are pretty enough, you can make dorks do whatever you want.

Zero out of three isn't that bad. At least it wasn't zero out of ten or something.

You should use OkCupid, nobody lies or misrepresents themselves there.