Hum, we aren't in Vermont, You can't get DSL there, gee, who the fuck cares in Oregon? And people should buy products because your worried about the fucking companies? I'm going to go with shut the fuck up, no one cares.
Where I come from DSL has a new meaning now which means dick sucking lips, and you're not going to get on the internet with tohse my friend. You can buy it on sale tohugh trhough the internet, so you at least taht.
You ain't from around these parts are you boy?