Update from Me

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She's young enough to require parental consent. You might be something of a pedo, even if teenaged girls don't look like children to you. They are.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 30, 2014 at 8:34 AM

Jesus, we need to have a separate "I, Anonymous" for folks who hate punctuation. That 1 sentence submission was exhausting to read.

Also, what is "loosing *head desk*" mean? Fuck, what does "loosing" mean? Is it similar to losing?

Doogie on July 30, 2014 at 8:35 AM

Your girlfriends dad used to be a girl? No wonder he's so strict. He knows what a lout dudes can be, firsthand.

on July 30, 2014 at 8:38 AM

I have no idea what you are talking about

Draconid on July 30, 2014 at 8:56 AM

Your losing head desk from a father that used to be a girl. I am confused.

Wankapotamus on July 30, 2014 at 9:28 AM

Thanks for the update. We were getting worried.

Aestro on July 30, 2014 at 9:42 AM

It's a hard cock life.

Todd Mecklem on July 30, 2014 at 11:17 AM

Yeah, you COULD be a "pedo" for all this GIRL'S dad knows. If she's young enough for her father to be involved, she's too young for you (as in a minor/not legal).

You claim to "hate age differences". So find a woman your own age (mental age doesn't count) and closer than "300 miles away".

Guys like you give parents like me nightmares. Stay the fuck away from our daughters. Give their brains (and the rest of their bodies) a chance to fully mature. Oh, but wait; then they wouldn't be such easy prey!

Raven333 on July 30, 2014 at 11:33 AM

ex-gf's dad should probably hire a PI to keep an eye on you

Demondog on July 30, 2014 at 2:05 PM

Upchuck from me! Ew.

altogetherPDX on July 30, 2014 at 4:04 PM

Could you make sure your next update makes sense?

RickStevens on July 30, 2014 at 4:13 PM

Omg!!! You are gonna have soooo many friends when you get to prison! They just love chimos in the hooskow.

on July 30, 2014 at 6:25 PM