Overuse of the word FUCK...tell us how you really feel loser!!

This is EXACTLY how I feel when they give me the fisheye at the Goodwill Bins when I pay with pennies, green stamps, and Canadian nickels.

Got any big plans this weekend?

There's a place for people like you. They call it "ROSS"

The ending was great.

It would have been more grammatically correct to write: You got nothing to do with them THERE fucking designer perfumes and handbags...

So a snooty (you think) salesclerk didn't flirt back at you. Tell your friends and relatives about how she treated you. Maybe they'll hold an intervention for you. I hope, in case you don't respond well, they bring a net.

Go to the office at Macy's and talk about it.