They have strippers at Lottery Pantry now?

I am so there.

Fuck anyone that ever points out that they are a "paying customer".

Fuck the penny jar? While I do love money, that sounds a little extreme. (OK, I'll try it.)

It really sucks that you have to work 2 jobs. Ditch the convenience store gig and let the healing begin.

I could be wrong but I'm thinking you need a little more fucking in your life!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3…

Damn, I was hoping this would be about strippers... not as in the least annoying convenience store customers way, but in a way that would go along with the headline.

No one has tried to rob the store yet? Then you get icing on the cake, assaulted or killed for someone else's money.

You are right to feel this way of course, but it's not entirely the right attitude for the job. Think of it more like digging a ditch.

(Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."

Dick farts are no laughing matter.

I almost got caught cheating on federal probation back in the day with a Wizzinator due to it releasing an ill-timed dick fart. We called it the pweef for "penis queef".

Now that's a rant!

Well said. I was a nice person before retail stripped me of the illusion of the need to be. And I work at a quaint farm store/garden center... In the middle of nowhere like, USA. I can't imagine being surrounded by convenience store scumbags but imagine my plight? I'm surrounded by entitled, self proclaimed narcissistic yuppies... Needy dumb fucks that suck the very soul from your every orifice. Fuck my life

This time next year, we'll see you on the street with a dog, and you'll miss that penny jar.