Anonymous Aug 7, 2014 at 4:02 pm

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Sorry I was looking for I, Anonymous not the small business owner that doesn't conduct the necessary research and is looking for advertisement forum.
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Least anonymous I anonymous evar
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So it isn't "kombucha"? Or does this have a special ingredient?
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Oh, it's special, alright. Really puts the "kum" in "kumbucha".
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Oh kum-by-Cha my Lush...

sing it
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Actually, there's a ticket and fine for posting on this blog without maintaining your anonymity. You can call the county, but theyre just gonna give you the runaround, so what you're gonna want to do is directly deposit 800 wooden buffalo nickels into a wood chipper along with at least 4 typing appendages (no refunds if your whole arm gets sucked in, and toes don't count) and then chug that kombucha feces water you've been peddling until you vomit...Which is on contact with our taste buds for most of us, but you probably have quite a tolerance built up, so hopefully you'll od, become hospitalized, and some hardworking Hispanic family can decontaminate your truck and sell succulent sopes out of it.
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Bloated government departments of no help or use to taxpayers? Sounds like a liberal's wet dream.
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I'm opening a food cart that specializes in "Conhoochba".

It's a low alcohol artisanal health tonic fermented on-site in five gallon buckets from fresh squeezed oranges, wheat bread, repurposed Starbucks turbinado sugar packets and some jolly ranchers for that flavor boost. The resulting beverage is then carefully blended with fine malt liquor by our master blender to carefully preserve the bouquet and palate discerning connoisseurs will grow to love and recognize as a true mark of quality.
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The rules aren't on the web? Then don't pay the fine. At least call a lawyer. They have to at list what the law is you violated.
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This is even worse than all the people that call out others without actually naming them.
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Was the song "Brazil" playing when they rolled up?

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