"You jumped off before I could google your quote."

Reed chicks care not for your Harry Potter glasses -- they're crazy for a good velvet cloak, though.

I want college credit for reading this I,A.

Yeah whatever- the Constitution is just a cheap two-bit rip off of Blackstone's Rights of Englishmen and history books are always written by the victorious.

It would have worked if you mixed in an Isaac Brock reference.

So, the Joker was Alexander the I? I'm confused.

I can't stand The Decemberists.