Anonymous Aug 7, 2014 at 8:43 pm

Fool Sans a Bike

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1
How do you know they're at a douchebaggery establishment if you are not there as well?

Why make your bed? You're getting back into in 12 hours.
shark attack mountain on August 7, 2014 at 8:50 PM Report this
2
The fashion police have arrived to Alberta and Mississippi. I love the smell of gentrification in the morning.
assisse on August 7, 2014 at 9:23 PM Report this
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I'll leave my pant leg rolled up because fuck you worry about your own pants retard.
JRRTrollkien on August 7, 2014 at 9:53 PM Report this
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Uhhh, maybe they just don't want to roll it back up in an hour or two you fuckstick.

Now get back in your Prius and drive back to Pearl where you belong.
RickStevens on August 7, 2014 at 10:15 PM Report this
5
So petty
Draconid on August 8, 2014 at 12:02 AM Report this
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Why hasn't anyone invented pants that are just shorter on the one leg yet?
Rick Klein on August 8, 2014 at 7:15 AM Report this
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Or better yet, Rick, shorter on both legs? Million dollar idea! I'm rich, I'm rich!
eprophet on August 8, 2014 at 8:40 AM Report this
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Why anyone is still wearing pants in this town I don't know.
Todd Mecklem on August 8, 2014 at 8:49 AM Report this
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Oh, and you didn't need the "a" in the title either dummy.
RickStevens on August 8, 2014 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Well, that was a really stupid rant.
frankieb on August 9, 2014 at 9:50 AM Report this

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