Do: get Shitcanned while typing a ridiculous anonymous rant about your shitty job.
Don't: forget to submit your post before the security guard pushes the power button on your computer. Security phrase is GOT BEEF?

This post comes across as so sleazy. "RESPECT THE FULL TIMERS!!!!!! WE ARE WHAT MATTERS IN THIS WORLD!! WE WON'T TREAT YOU LIKE A HUMAN FOR WE ARE FULL TIMERS!"

The gross/condescending hierarchy of your meaningless day job is pathetic, yet you seem almost proud about the passive aggressive snarky catfights involving the politics of your miserable office. What a sad, empty, soulless life you lead.

And for the love of God FTE's, don't buy reasonably priced clothing or do any LESS work than assisse (if that's possible)!!!

Started to read this. Not worth it.

What language is this?

You know, the nice thing about high paying dead end jobs, besides the high pay, is you generally don't have to do shit, and you show up late, and leave early. Just put your time in and in 10 years, you can have your own high paying dead end job

I think one of those BPA snipers took out Anon before he could fin

Ohsu cafeteria worker post. Pretty fucking obvious. Or some shit similar....