I'm calling my lawyer. Our new defense: those dead pedestrians were trying to set me up!

Maybe go to a broken bells show instead...

Smile and comb your hair Moonbeam the town clowns got a sleeper leaper creepin the fifty dollar lane looking to hand out driving awards.

These pigs are getting more creative by the day. Get ready for the jaywalking cameras. They're on the way, how else will our so-called leaders get another raise?

Clerical types gone bad. Bet she is contract to hire and doesn't even know Word Perfect.