Maybe it's time to stop shrieking self-entitlement! for every bonehead move going on out there. What does that even mean.

I liked the part about the baton rolled in hot tar and glass. Here I was expecting your average bag of dicks, but nay!

"A baton rolled in hot tar and glass."

It has a ring to it.

"A baton rolled in hot tar and glass."

Or as FWTBT refers to it, her rage dildo.

A baton rolled in hot tar and broken glass?

You mean the Tuscaloosa Toothbrush?

I think the average IQ of pedestrians, joggers, and cyclists drops about 40 pts the second they get on the Hawthorne Bridge.

Not a day goes by that I don't have to instruct some slack-jawed mongoloid to use some common sense.

Next time, just make road pizza outta that dunce.

P.S. 2 Up... Dick.

I've been there, so many times. Hate to break it to you, but there's no amount of screaming that will get through to people like this. Might as well scream at the water in the river... Or the steel beams holding the bridge up. I mean never getting through, short of them being fifteen years old... And then that just makes you look like an asshole for screaming and cussing at a kid.

Are you STILL complaining about that, Assisse?

A. I only let you use my rage dildo that ONE TIME

B. You're the one who asked to borrow it

C. I OFFERED to let you keep it after you told me how much you loved it, and how it reminded you of the father who walked out on you. It's not like I'm ever gonna be able to use it again after it's been up your decrepit ass, anyway.

And yet you're still being all weird about it. Obviously you have some very conflicted emotions about the thing, but you don't have to go airing your misplaced resentment towards me on the internet.

I say good day to you, sir.

What kind of pants were you wearing my friend?

Sweet baton reference.

I think you've made a new BFF with the baton rolled in hot tar and glass reference. Some peeps would freakin' love that!!

Hot tar contributes to global warming, which is why I've invented vegan treacle, or Veacle™.

^ FWTBT--that was very funny. It is safe to say you are smart not to use it again. Maybe Assisse will make you one out of soft feathers, he pulls out of his body when he is in a rage.

Now we know why he is so grumpy all the time. A baton with tar and feathers is far more comfortable, I would suspect.

Oh I can't wait for the first sweet drops of cold, cold rain that sends 90% of the shit-head bicyclists back into their Subarus.

wow, biker-on-biker rant on I, A. Is this a first?

No, there's been some good ones about "fair-weather" bicyclists a few times. ^^