what we have is a failure to californicate

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It's "geoduck", you mouthbreather.

Dizzy on August 13, 2014 at 4:20 PM

It's geoduck

totaldevotion on August 13, 2014 at 5:16 PM

That's one heck of a siphon you have there sir.

Is it low tide or are you just happy to see me?

JRRTrollkien on August 13, 2014 at 6:35 PM

What we have here is California's failure to produce literate people.

RickStevens on August 13, 2014 at 6:56 PM

Not everybody crawls out of the sewer to get here though.

When are we going to wise up and start denying access to moving vans from the south?

on August 13, 2014 at 7:01 PM

Oregon will most likely treat you as you treated the dustbowl refugees in the 1930's. We do not have a border/thug patrol here as your state did.

The less you say about where you are from, will be a benefit for all. If you insist on wearing a cowboy hat, be ready for laughs and pointing.

If you have a vehicle, panel truck, tractor, or over the road crap, get an Oregon license on that thang!

Leave your fake tan back at the coral. You have a new set of rules partner.

Lord have Mercy on your soul.

Medicated Marine on August 14, 2014 at 1:25 AM

Wasn't Goey Dux actually a forgotten band on the Kill Rock Stars label in the mid-90s?

Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on August 14, 2014 at 10:01 AM

Despite its appearance, please refrain from using the geoduck to calfornicate.

mi astucia on August 14, 2014 at 11:01 AM

I'anon,welcome to Portland. You will love it. If you are going to brag about where you are from, people will ask you to go back.

There is great need for more jobs, many homeless people and many activist trying to make a difference with there many causes.

It's a cool place to live but a housing shortage is big problem.

The state is so beautiful, I am now just saying "my home is Oregon". Been here a year; and make it a point to never look back, and enjoy what's a head. Too Cool to be forgotten.

seentomuch on August 14, 2014 at 8:03 PM