How 'bout some IRL chess, punk? Meet me in the park. Bring a 40 of yarn and some needles. Winner takes all the porches. Loser gets whatever thing I happen to knit. And wears it for a month. In California.

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Wow, Garry Kasparov is really angry these days...

Wouldn't it just be easier to msg the person online and challenge them to a rematch?

Though I would like to thank you for keeping your pathetic post-defeat tantrum short.

I assume the phrase "my mouse is fully loaded with battery power" is a euphemism for something.

You know, there is something oddly fitting abut that rarest of butterflies the Online Chess Aficianado posting a chess diatribe on this blog, the internet equivalent of the underside of a large rock sitting quietly in a nondescript corner of the world's most remote and inhospitable desert hellscape.

I thought chess doesn't use balls, so it's safe for nerds to play??