I don't think anyone is going to dispute this:

"The handicap permit is legit and none of our business."

This has to be a 9/10

Maybe you could've shared your disability to clear things up a bit. All I'm seeing is that you believe being pretty chubby is a legit disability.

That may've flown when you were 300lbs, but now it just makes you seem like a jackass. The good news is that parking closer to all of your destinations should have you back to 300lbs in no time.

Sounds more like your inflated ego was hurt because a dorkcyclist didn't cower in fear of The Bull, than you being indignant (and rightfully so) because someone thinks their opinion of the worthiness of disabled parking permits matters.

The air turns blue? WTF does that mean?

Or, how about this...

Mess with the balls, and you get me horny.

They're finally giving handicapped permits to people who can't close a parenthesis?

Goddammit, Todd! I was gonna say that.....

Big Tough Guy who has a handicap permit, eh?
I'm with the guy on the dorkcycle.
99% of those using these damn parking permits are full of shit.